Shogunate:
I would like to report two honourable deaths which occurred around 5:45pm.
I was out on a hunt in New Quincy 
looking
for some action. I was in the stairwell near the sixth floor when I heard
footsteps. I quickly took cover and ran up stealthily to the top. I was frozen
when a I saw a blond-haired person walking up. I knew it was not my foe, but
nevertheless I was shocked. I recognized the face--I knew she was a dead assassin.
Relaxing my defense, I decided to introduce myself. "Hi, you're Jen," I said.
"Hi, you're Tae," she said. But she had said it like "Thai," which I don't
mind from whom I just met. As soon as she walked down, someone jumped out
and shot me. It turned out to be Lynda, who didn't have a right to kill me.
I was confused. "She was a rogue," I thought, "why is she shooting me?" Anyway,
I ran after her, but cautiously as it might have been a trap. Apparently,
she hid in the trash room at the end of the hall. When I got there, I was
shocked. Lynda Yast was in her sneakers--nothing more. What confused me more
was that there was another member of her team with her--Soozy [Susan Chen]
naked. So I had them trapped with both my guns. I had thought that they did
not know the revised rule regarding the "spirit-form". Well, what the heck.
Just to make sure I got the kill, I put one gun down and proceeded to take
my shirt off. So they were trying to distract me, but I wasn't going to let
them pass by. After all, they were in a room and I was at the door. But if
they really knew the rules, they would know that they could shoot me when
I'm in "spirit-form". Well, they didn't shoot, but they tried to distract
me. Then I turned around to notice a naked Jen. She was trying pull off a
cheap trick, but I was smarter than that. Focus, focus, I had to kill. Soon
I was in "full-form" in order to give them their honourable deaths. So I invited
them back to my room to have some coffee and they had a cigarette in my suite.
Oh, yeah, in between I got them. Take that, Love Rover.
Tae Min "Look at my" Hong
Most esteemed Shogunate,
We would like to report our honourable deaths by the gun of Tae Min Hong,
of the Penetrators. While hunting on the
sixth floor at about 5:40, we received intelligence that an well-armed Asian
man was hiding on the stairwell to the seventh floor. We sent Jen out to investigate,
thinking it was our adversary Tom Kim. She introduced herself to him, and
she repeated his name aloud. She said "Thai," which i misunderstood as "Tom."
Sick of hiding out as ronin and thirsty for blood, Lynda leapt out and delivered
a punishing dart into his belly. But at the same time, she realized it was
not Tom, but Tae. Lynda and Soozy immediately turned and fled. Jen, thinking
fast, shed her shirt in hopes of buying time for the fleeing Crusaders. Her
ruse paid off, as Tae introduced himself again. Meanwhile, Soozy and Lynda
made it to the end of the hall, and realized we had only one option for survival--we
had to become Femme-Bots. We quickly derobed--leaving only the essentials,
sneakers, backpacks, and Femme-Bot weaponry--in an effort to confuse our hunter.
Tae soon found us, and we were forced to improvise. Tae, indeed confused,
decided to go all out and ensure a kill. And the rest is history...
Thus spoke Jebus.
Lynda and Soozy